All Temperature Haul Ass Wax is very fast! Rated #1 fastest wax by Snowboarder Magazine. NEW watermelon scent for 2014/15 makes your hot ass waxing more pleasurable.
All Temperature Fluorinated Haul Ass Wax (152gm)
Want to go a butt load fasSter in all conditions? All Temperature Fluorinated Haul Ass Wax is extremely fast! Fresh banana scent for added pleasure while hot ass waxing.
Cold Temperature Haul Ass Wax (152gm)
When it’s freezing ass cold outside it’s time for cold temperature Haul Ass Wax. It’s super fasSt! Fresh raspberry scent for added pleasure while hot ass waxing. Don’t worry it’s not a pain in the ass to scrape.
Cold Temperature Fluorinated Haul Ass Wax (152gm)
Do you want to go a butt load fasSter when the temperature is freezing cold? Cold Temperature Fluorinated Haul Ass Wax is extremely fasSt! Exotic coconut scent for added pleasure while hot ass waxing. Don’t worry it’s not a pain in the ass to scrape.
Haul Ass Wax is available at the Ass Industries Speed Shop. Our custom wax blends guarantee maximum glide efficiency and superior hydrophobic properties to get you haulin’ ass in any condition. The revolutionary ass shape provides a firm ergonomically incorrect grip while melting onto a hot ass iron or rubbing it onto the base of your board. Haul Ass Wax™ is made by Ass Industries™, a “State of the Fart “ wax manufacturer since 1998. This piece of Ass including the packaging was made in the U.S.A by snowboarders.
Our custom wax blends guarantee maximum glide efficiency and superior hydrophobic properties to get you haulin’ ass in any condition. The revolutionary ass shape provides a firm ergonomically incorrect grip while melting onto a hot ass iron or rubbing it onto the base of your board. Here’s what Snowboarder Magazine had to say.
“It all became apparent that Ass was a good wax based on their “State of the Fart” technology. The nice, firm round shape of the cake fit perfectly into our hand, making for a buttery smooth application process. On snow, it was head and shoulders (among other body parts) above the rest.”
Haul Ass Wax™ is made by Ass Industries™, a “State of the Fart “ wax manufacturer since 1998. Ass Industries products are proudly made in the U.S.A by snowboarders.
